On line dating horrors

01 Apr

Well you are either really angry at me for that title or like me, you still have your sense of humor.

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It’s like a parade of women who all look like my mostly bald and chronically miserable Aunt Yetta, are stomping towards me, like the Walking Dead, each and every one of them, deeply embittered from their recent loss at a hotly contested Mah Jong tournament.

) to looking like Phil Spector’s most recent mug shot.

Suddenly you see the aftershocks of what unfulfilled, outsized fantasies can do to a woman. When I see age 50, the first thing that I say out loud is: Really? ” Still, you know that their actual age is within ten years of that number, so you are good to go If you have written yourself a fun profile, I see no reason, personally, to write anything more than, “Hi: David.” Let my picture, which is worth ten thousand words, plus my actual crafted profile words do all the talking.

I had used the app for months but never found anyone interesting until this guy. employed, lives in the city, looked cool/interesting).

I was out at happy hour with girls from work when he texted asking if I wanted to get a drink.